Trumper isn’t angry — he’s just spectacularly misunderstood. This oversized American XL Bully has a taste for other dogs’ beds, a bowl full of "Fake Chews", and opinions as strong as his pawshake. Whether he’s barking out executive orders or declaring the garden his own sovereign state, one thing’s for certain — Trumper still believes he’s top dog.
Suited, booted, and full of bluster, Trumper growls in capital letters and signs with a pawprint. He’s not dangerous — just driven by raw ambition, questionable snacks, and a deep commitment to Making Biscuits Great Again.
This A5 dog greeting card is perfect for lovers of satire, political humour, and dogs with an ego. Printed under the Woodland Carbon Code in Warwickshire, UK, and left blank inside for your own bold message.
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